Why do people wear
Here are 6 reasons...
1. You don’t have to talk to anyone
Once the sunglasses go on, you are immediately brought into your own world (aka the best world), and since you don’t have to make eye contact with anyone, you don’t have to talk to them. That person coming your way, waving at you – yeah, you see her, but she doesn’t need to know that… so you can walk away in the other direction and avoid conversation. Perfect.
People don’t recognize you when you wear them. Yeah, this may not be true – but at least when you put them on, it feels like you just turned into this super mysterious person that isn’t really YOU.
2. To be trendy
Sunglasses can say a lot about a person. There are all different kinds. Hipster sunglasses, designer sunglasses, colorful sunglasses, cheap sunglasses, ETC. Some people buy sunglasses just to look trendy and cool… Kind of like wearing prescription glasses without a prescription. But sunglasses also give you an attitude. And most people want them to say “f*ck off” or “I’m better than you,” so in order to do that
3. They could be hungover
There is no better way to hide from the world when you have a hangover than putting on sunglasses. If you’re lucky, you will be able to lie in bed all day watching movies while attempting to get your game back for tonight
but if you have to go to the beach, the mall, your friends, an event, or WORK, just put on your Sunglasses
4. They could be tan
Sunglasses have a tint to them that makes things appear darker. One of those things being your skin. And what does darker skin mean? You have a tan!. They look thinner. Their skin looks clear. And their teeth look whiter. So if you’re wearing Sunglasses, you will look better to yourself
5. They could be a girl with no makeup.
6. It could be to hide shame
Sunglasses can hide your eyes, face, and – believe it or not – SHAME. Even during your “walk of shame,” sunglasses are necessary. They can hide shame for a one night stand or the fact that you are high. People tend to wear them when they are drunk, too. Have you ever seen people wearing sunglasses at night? Umm
You see what im saying…